My TOXIC Trait: I do NOT talk to anyone first. I can walk right past you, look at you and not say anything. Because I think if you really wanted to talk to me you would put the time & effort into talking to me. Yeah it goes both ways blahblahblah. But that’s just ME..DEAL with it

I crashed into a telephone pole during my drivers test but then I said just kidding and my instructor still passed me

me after thinking about something for three days straight: it ... really isn’t that serious

i wanna hit u in the face

i still wait for you

the lonely boner seems to blow its load at night

why do i keep letting myself believe it when you say you love me

i miss parody michael

i hate giving you everything

if i’m flat am i really shaking my ass? or am i shaking my back :(

uh hi. i never use this account anymore but. i still exist. here’s my face.

If you believe women shouldn’t have the right to an abortion than block me right fucking now because I can’t have dumb bitches follow me.

pretty sure my friends hate me.

no offense but when english isn’t their first language so it’s kinda broken is cute<3 and when they talk in their native???? i’m obsessed