Elena Gilbert got a boob job.

You don’t reach the height requirement.

//: Carol Lockwood watching this like : 👁👄👁

//: For sure. Do you, if your idea is there and you want to ride with it, don’t let anyone stop you.

Don’t talk about mama Lockwood like that.

If you caught anything, it ain’t from me. Try it up with one of the Salvatore’s… besides, there’s a shampoo for that.

You’re kidding, right? I’m wearing my “I’m joking” shirt. It should’ve been a little obvious.

You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.

Thanks, Elena. You’re too kind.

But is it?

Where does this even come from?

Weird how it’s Monday and nobody’s telling me how sexy I am.

Elena ate sardines and liked it.

Eats the neighbors dog.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

I, too, have been losing my gentleness since the first young wound. ——— Hari Alluri

Takes a leak on the Salvatore’s lawn.