fall looks that I can’t wait to recreate

We’re giving birth in 12 hours!!!

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed

Everyone needs to watch this oh my god

Boy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can’t take their eyes off it and end up falling over n he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day

damn the fosters said “we had him first”

u ever think about how edward cullen doesnt need to pretend to be 17 years old and have to go to school all.....he couldve just been 19 or smth. imagine being this dumb and just being like yeah im just repeating 12th grade for the 40th year in a row for absolutely no reason

Anytime you feel life isn't nice, remember this Brazilian prisoner who dug an escape tunnel for 5 years only to burst out in a Guard Room.

Sooo, my bitch ass neighbor called the police cuz I was smoking on the balcony. The police get here and ask where the weed at, I said I smoked it all. They said where'd u buy it, I said from the neighbor now they at his house looking searching his shit

crying while driving is a whole other level of sadness

Give Kris her Emmy for organizing this dramatized masterpiece.

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Di-Did Shark Tank Do Poppers???

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