So would there be a problem if I took out all the zumba music and did the routines of broadway instead?

Teaching my first ever zumba class tomorrow, I am wondering if I should admit that to them or just let them work it out for themselves.

The sun is shining is Alaska. The sky must be faulty, what form do I fill in to report that?

I am like a human sprinkler, leaking fluids from every hole.

Today was the first time ever I downloaded something onto a phone, I felt very modern. Now to work out to work all this new stuff...

Tomorrow I am going to the bank for an argument about why I need a UK postal address for Internet banking.

I just noticed that for well over a year my trending list has been set to Denver, never even been there, that is why it never made sense.

Draught in Wales? I feel this can't be right. Draught in Wales? I will have to have a lie down to process this information.

Been using the space in the kitchen to learn new line dances, all the moves I can't follow have been replaced by clapping.

I am spending tonight watching the King's Speech, I am probably the last person in the universe to watch this. Martians have been loving it.

Just noticed I am being followed by a TV show I have never heard of. This makes me feel very pleased.

London to Seattle via Atlanta equals a 19 hour journey. Why has the teleporter still not been invented?

Spent this afternoon going around shops measuring the size of suitcases. I am now one of those people I used to make fun of.

First week back at sea, already had to call security to remove a nasty drunk woman and watched kids having a paint fight. Happy days.

Am sitting upstairs above a latin restaurant next to a bin of $5 socks. Another day in Alaksa.

I seem to be spending a lot of time giving golf tuition despite never having been to a golf course. I think I might be a fraud.

I am wondering how easy it would be to read a sign without actually touching it.

I have managed to get out of the International Crew Show for at least the next two months. Not been so happy since discovering Sun Chips.

I've been sitting here for ages waiting for somebody to hit their head on the low fitting but everybody is watching where they are going.

It is always entertaining how many people don't understand say the balls/clubs/motion/simulator are the reason they do so badly at golf.