Is it irony to tweet that using Twitter is making us miserable? You hang up first. No you. No you. [giggle] No YOU. OK, we hang up together on three. Ready? One... Two... [?]

"Beat The Heat" - Mixed media, August 2022.

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2013 gotta be the worst billboard top ten of all time

Ummm, of course there should be a CAP on insulin, it would just spill all over the place. Wtf congress, do your job.

#beyhive #FreeBritney2022

I hope the Inflation Reduction Act that was just signed into law includes an allocation of 60 dollars to get Chuck Schumer glasses that fit properly.

Is there anything more 2022 than getting an email about a data breach on a website you don't even know or remember being on?

Why didn't these children just learn how to throw splitfingers at a HOF level?! Dumb kids.

Heavy..

Get hip, don't slip knuckleheads. Racism is schism on a serious tip.

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Queens funeral isn’t sad if you put “Life is a Highway” behind it

Animal Cruditè?

You really gotta give props to ancient astronaut theorist Giorgio A. Giorgio A. Tsoukalos. It's kind of a boss move to just INVENT a thing and then have a narrator refer to you as an expert in that thing for 20 years.

🔥🔥🔥 Aye yai yai, papi...

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