Fell asleep watching a silly rom-com, woke up with Boyz II Men stuck in my head, this is worse than a nightmare I’ll make love to yoouuu, like you want me to…

It’s dreary out today, so I made chili

How come all the Halloween stuff is this weekend when Halloween isn’t till next Friday? Christmas is trying to steal another whole week away from Halloween, this is a war on Halloween

You had to be expecting this, if I have to suffer so do you (Also, I guess warning lol there is some actual pussy in this)

My ass looks amazing in this light

Can I wander through your dreams? Mine have been a bit dark lately