Give me Thomas in a group setting or its an early bedtime for me #MarriedAtFirstSight

Barf. These two are so full of shit #MAFSUK

Unpopular opinion: April is undeserving of the hate she got, she was painted as a villain by George who got in early with Adrian because he is conniving and knew he would need an ally and chose lovely Adrian because he is credible. Pure manipulation #MarriedAtFirstSight

How are Matt and Whitney ever going to survive a day without thriving off of other people's hate? #MarriedAtFirstSight

Anyone else's toddler up before cbeebies this morning?

Anyone else finding this chummy normalisation of Matt Hancock repulsive? He tried to close down my local Lewisham Hospital. He's one of the disgusting crew who has led us as a country where we are now. Ignore this creep. This chancer. No trials. Nothing. Then out. #ImACeleb

What would this programme be without animal cruelty? #ImACeleb

My god he's worse than I imagined. Absolute prune #ImACeleb

You've never known a cultural difference until you sing the itsy bitsy (incey wincey) spider to your child at the same time with your husband and realise there is a Canadian and British version 😭😭😭🇨🇦🇬🇧

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☕️GDeans Politics UK Well done. Another person telling poor people how to do poverty better. Because there's no way they can be properly poor without being told. FYI there's no point in trying to budget better if you don't have money to budget with !

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My 20s were all about the thrill, my 30s so far have been all about my career, meanwhile I get the sense that my 40s are going to be all about lidl's chocolate donuts

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Now for another episode of Blokes Never Learning That Honesty Isn't Always The Best Policy #MAFSAU

👀Fascinating insight into how No 10 reacted to my initial query about Partygate - all in the bundle drop just released by privileges committee. “I don’t know what we say about the flat”. “Just be robust and they’ll get bored…”

Earlier, I spoke to James O'Brien on LBC about the Privileges Committee report into Boris Johnson. Today, Parliament has finally declared that Boris Johnson is a liar, two years after I was thrown out of the Commons for saying as much. The system needs to change.

You'd think Jane's piano would be tuned #gogglebox