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Palkia’s Little chompers. Teetfh

You’re so Fucking Precious When you S m i l e .

“Isn’t Bill able to access any PC? Is Bill a hacker man? Can he see people’s browsing history? Does he have my credit card information?”

“Has anyone seen my matter baby?”

Yaaawn.

“I ... I have?” Don’t tease her like that.

She’s walking a Growlithe. With a leash in one hand, and a lemonade in the other – all was good until the canine took off running. After hitting the ground, she was literally being dragged across concrete. How could things possibly get worse?

When Colress first uses his remote in BW2 Pokemon Black and White Shitpost

These are all the details you’re getting...until tomorrow. 😉 Set your alarms, Trainers—you don’t want to miss this Pokémon Day! ⏰ #PokemonDirect

(( As much as I'd love to pull off role-playing antagonists, I really can’t anymore. I like to surround myself with positivity at times like this, even if that includes through roleplay.

"I'm hungry .. but it's late! Dad'll be upset if I go downstairs this late!"

“O’ Mc’Cheren had a farm, ee i ee i oh.”

⠀ (\__/)    ⠀  (•ㅅ•) Bianca 　＿ノ ヽ ノ＼ __ /　`/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ　ヽ ( 　(三ヽ人　 /　　 | |　ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ　 ノ    ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ 　　 ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 (\__/) 　　 /ﾐ`ー―彡\ (•ㅅ•) Cheren

She’s super gluing Cheren’s clothes to their hangers in his closet. Wait, how did she get there? Who knows.

"It's getting a little late … I should probably rest up, or something."

Yaaawn.