Fucking Americans.

She fetishises the Brits. You heard it here first. 👆🏻

Rat bastard.😭

It's been a hot fucking minute since I was last here.

[Tucks 𝘉𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘭𝘺𝘯. against his frame, wrapping the fabric of his jacket around her slender shoulders, covering her vision with his torso.] Nothing to pull the trigger on here. Sorry.

Not the fucking RPers paying for verification. 🤡

I apologise in advance. I've worked a long ass week and now I'm like on my sixth drink. I'm not to be blamed for my idiocy.

Sweating my twat off. British people aren’t made for this heat.

Trying to do a nice thing and B is making my life fucking difficult. As per.

So, wait… If likes are private, you can’t see what other people are liking anymore? Like it doesn’t show up on the TL that someone liked something?

Big Tesco superiority. 🔥

I think I finally know what I want to do with this account.

What a fucking day.

Go hit up Cy. He’s a nice guy when he feels like it… Which isn’t too often, honestly.

Mate, what the FUCK is ranch?

My little mouse is already getting jealous.

Why has she gotta be around when I’m incapable of a cohesive reply?