Just figured this would be another good platform to share this❤️ C̶͎̬̿̔h̷̟̦̜̏̿̐a̷͈̠̋̃̑ͅḯ̷̙n̷͎͖̭̐͑s̷̬͕͒͗̇͜a̷̲̣̓̌w

this will always be one of the all-time funniest twitter interactions

Do you like onions?

I don’t care if it’s ageism, nobody 70+ years old got any business making decisions for a world they won’t truly be affected by. If retirement age 62-65 everywhere else it need to apply to all government positions

HOLIDAY PIES !!! McDonald's

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I would NEVER do this because I don’t need a stranger unlocking a new insecurity for me.

Do you prefer Red fortune’s crab Rangoons over other Chinese restaurants?

SOS! My boyfriend doesn’t think I’m funny!

“I woke myself up screaming the other night”

Cat in the Hat (2003)

my solution to being in the zombie apocalypse? k*lling myself …oh my name was drawn in the hunger games? no it wasn’t cus I’ve already jumped of a bridge… Aliens invaded earth? Well I’ve invaded the after life now what

Just saw a dog wearing sunglasses

Can’t get our deposit back from our last rental because a cheese wrapper was left on the ground🙃

Joe Jonas was tired of Sophie Turner putting the cups in the top cabinet, far from his reach, TMZ reports

REDBULLS ARE HEALTHY