Hearing those four words is what keeps me going, I’m the man I am because of my lovely support system at home. I’m glad to hear I look cool doing it too, I try to impress one set of eyes 😌💞

Of course, my love. It’s nothing 🥰 I just fear for those that have to be in your path when you’re on a sugar rush, she can get a bit hyper 🫣💞

|• That was the coolest fucking entrance ever 🥹

At this point, we’re going to have to invest in a bigger bed. . . 🙄💞 Yes, she insists on being snuggled up with every single plush, pillow, me, the dog AND our title belts. If I don’t return any calls, it’s because I’m lost in the Doraemon abyss

She’s gotten a little bit bigger than I expected, to be honest. She loves stretching out and taking up over half of my half of the bed, I wonder where she learned that from. . . 🤔💞

I’m like, officially an Assassin now. Little 16 year old Billy would’ve told you you’re taking the piss, my life can feel rather surreal sometimes 💚

We buy her a fancy dog bed, and she insists on being in our bed. We buy her brand new dog toys, and she ignores them in favor of stealing our socks. But I still wouldn’t change a thing about her 🥹💞

We’re both gonna have that problem, cause I might’ve just ordered myself like one Neo Genesis hoodie. . . or five 🫣

There’s nothing I love more than having to rewash the clothes we just washed to get rid of her dog hair, because she can’t help but roll around in the most inconvenient of places. 🤣

Well I figured I’d keep one at home so it stays in nice condition, and one I can take on the road with me. Thennnnn I have to account for my little hoodie stealer, so I have to keep a secret one stashed away somewhere 🙄💞

She thinks because Dynamite started I wouldn’t see that she bought yet ANOTHER oversized plushie. . . I’ll let it slide this one time 🤭💞

She lets me have all the action figures I want, so I suppose it’s only fair. . . ☺️💞

As long as you don’t mind our entire entertainment stand being covered in Assassin’s Creed statues, sounds like we’re even! 🤭

Is she nonchalantly just asking me to buy a house? 🙄 Seriously though, I’ve been thinking about it quite a bit this whole year. If I’m gonna invest in our future, I’m gonna invest A LOT. I want a big house with plenty of room for us, and our family. . . just in case 🫢🥰💞

We’re going to make it happen, I want a place with a huge backyard so Luma has all the room in the world to run free! Aaaaaaand maybe a couple extra bedrooms. . . ya never know 🫣💞

R-really?! I uhm-. . . I honestly wasn’t sure how you’d feel about that, it’s entirely your choice of course. Buuuuuut being a father is all I’ve ever dreamt about 🥹 I’m content with being only a dog dad for a few more years, though. Luma is enough responsibility 😅💞