burger

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it'd most definitely hurt. but i think i'd prefer it to being thrown by the Hulk, because i feel like you'd care more about hurting me than he would

i can always count on you to know what's best.. and, i don't mean to brag or anything, but.. i got my first victory royale of the season today. [ he's posing a little too proudly about that ]

if i'm being honest, i'm pretty sure the last player was a bot. anyway!! how're you and how's little may??

i hope you get plenty of time to rest and relax during spring break! let me know if i can help by taking care of meals or cleaning or anything.. that's good! i'm really excited to get her tomorrow.. i've been planning to do it during nap time so she doesn't catch on.

it's... been! mostly wrangling bad guys, but.. i also got assigned a mentee, so that's been pretty cool. he's a really cool guy, a total anarchist with a heart of gold. i'm also excited! i've made the cats matching spider hats and now i need to see them all together.

#IntoTheSpiderVerse Frame: 84561/168241

i knew it

Miguel admiring Peter in almost every universe and they always become extremely close like okay buddy I see you 🤨🏳️‍🌈⁉️ #MiguelOHara #Spiderman2099 #peterparker #Spiderman #spiderdads

#spiderdads meow～

Giving important lectures

hey bro you left your intoxicatingly sweet scent at my apartment.. and it's fading...

Can't stop #spiderdads

I got so close to having sex with my wife today. I'll keep you guys posted. Death to Israel.

you mean the universe to me, wade 💝💐

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#spiderdads 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

#spiderdads Peter is very good at comforting people.😏❤