Pokemon direct & The Green Party winning all in one day. The millennial dream day.

So mr toad here would happily throw the lives of UK armed forces under the bus, leave a huge target on our country and run the risk of terrorist attacks for his own financial interests. Fuck you Farage, you are a traitor and a snake oil salesman masquerading as an everyday

The UK can't be dragged into another protracted Middle Eastern war by a US President. Keir Starmer needs to rule out the use of UK bases for any future unilateral US strikes.

It's 2004. Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen just released. Your president announced a pointless war with the Middle East. It's 2026. Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen just released. Your president announced a pointless war with the Middle East.

Fuck the government, I’m so sick of out of touch, foreign funded, chicken shits making decisions based on who’s paying them whilst we, normal citizens literally can’t afford food. Zack Polanski & The Green Party are the only thing keeping me from completely insane. The idea that

.Grok Please do an extremely vulgar roast of Nigel Farage. No holds barred!

In 2020 the planet healed, animals thrived and apart from feeling mildly isolated humans did good too, families got quality time together, commutes to work stopped, now the fat orange child fucker is causing irreparable damage to not only the people of Iran but the environment.

You can’t convince me that religion isn’t evil. The day we started worshipping fictional people is the day we lost our humanity. The true giver of life is the earth (and women) yet both are treated abhorrently by the patriarchy and the powers that be.

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY

I completely relate to Robbie Williams when he said “I don’t want to die but I’m not keen on living either”. Especially with everything going on in the world right now.

Trump looks more dishevelled than usual.

Falkland Islands was found to potentially have untapped oil…funny how Venezuela, Iran and the falklands all have oil. America is so predictable.

An LGBTQ+ club was burnt down and now this? Where’s the press conference from the Prime Minister? When’s the COBRA meeting happening?

A retweet by Zack Polanski is now the main story across every single media outlet. Two days ago, it was revealed that Nigel Farage failed to disclose a £5 million gift from a crypto-billionaire. It gets nowhere near the media attention, for straightforward political reasons.

A person from France has fallen ill with hantavirus despite never stepping foot on the cruise liner where the current outbreak began. thedailybeast.com/hantavirus-cri…

Thing is, we are being told it’s spread by prolonged close contact, I doubt a flight attendant is spending a lot of time with the person. So has the virus changed? Or have people’s immune systems changed?

Although what we are seeing today is a reminder of the sad direction we are going in I’m really glad the greens are making progress. Under Zack Polanski it’s changed from a “wasted vote” to a real chance we can see true progress in the near future. Well done greens 💚

Manchester 💚 well done 👏

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!