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calendar_today13-05-2020 06:52:07

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" The entry into the United States of any alien seeking entry pursuant to any of the following nonimmigrant visas is hereby suspended and limited, subject to section 3 of this proclamation" - will this result in more alien movies from Hollywood?😀😀😀😀

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I handed my wife the fob to the gate and asked her to open the gate. She didn't like that I asked her to do it and she asked me which button to press on the fob. I told her she should know by now which button to press.

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But she didn't like the reply and in her displeasure asked for an answer. I was standing there looking stunned a bit and repeatedly was demanded an answer. The fob had only one button on it which was for the gate.

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Keep YMCA CC at Claremont Road. We need your support to save the future of our Sports Ground - Sign the Petition! chng.it/F8ZCvCPZ via Change.org

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I found my wife giving family counselling a friend of hers. This, from a woman who doesn't take a single decision on her own.

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My friend found masturbating with a sports watch tied round the wrist increases the steps count in the watch. Since that time he has been clicking 3000 steps every day

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Wife to husband: I read in an article that men who drink too much black coffee tend to have more psychotic instincts. Husband: Do you know men who are married tend to have more killer instinct. End of conversation