Uncle Mike ☮️ (@unkiemike) 's Twitter Profile
Uncle Mike ☮️

@unkiemike

마이크 삼촌 Mathematics wonk. Pittie daddy. Horror fanatic. Master of sarcasm. Loving hubby. Professional frightener (retired).

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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. Elon Musk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com

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The thing about leopards is eventually they will eat you too. Your favorite local restaurant closing because the nice family who owns it getting deported. You thought they were some of the “good ones.” The price of produce skyrocketing even before the camps are built as

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I'm usually not petty, or vindictive, or a grudge-holder, but Biden absolutely should resign in December to mess up all of DJT's 47 merchandise.

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So, the same Republicans who spent years & tens of millions of our tax dollars demanding to see the contents of a laptop belonging to Joe Biden’s private citizen son, don’t want to see the ethics report on the former Congressman Trump wants to make our nation’s Attorney General?