Spinning hammer around. "Word around the capital is that those skeletons are gonna try to free Mettaton again. They're in for a hell of a lot of trouble with that, the doctor reprogrammed that bot like the damned tech-wiz she is."

"Breaking a bottle over someone's head isn't as easy as you expect. I killed the guy before the glass finally decided to bust."

This Undyne is essentially just a mixture of rule 63, underfell, and Fallout.

He talks like a mobster, dresses like a raider, and fights like a damn tank.

Yells. Tis but normal Undyne behavior.

"I won't lie, that tall skeleton's flame-thrower guitar is pretty cool." He's referring to his Papyrus, considering he carries a guitar that doubles as a flamethrower.

"I'm just an evil dude who gets ordered to fuck up even worse dudes, any questions?"

"There comes a time when an enforcer must make a choice. Whether he should kill or severely cripple his enemy." His idea of honor is... Fucked up to say the least.

"Nah. Lips're sealed, pint-sized." Cue a small grin from the fish. "Y'think I'm gonna rat out the doctor? There'd be a better chance of it actually raining." x.com/anythingforcxs…

"Pig? You running out of insults there, pal?" If there was one thing that was clear about Undyne was that he is both persistent and a dick. So there's no chance in hell he wasn't going to have the last word. x.com/anythingforcxs…

"Good, wouldn't want the wise-cracking merc to be just the merc now, wouldn't we?" x.com/anythingforcxs…

Speaking of the devil, he sees a certain robot-

Now the main group just needs their frisk and they're set. It seems this Au has been revived!

"Do that and you will go back to the brothel." He only wears the mask outside the cities, because of the hot, desert-like conditions of the wasteland, he will slowly suffer from dehydration, but not immediate death. x.com/LiberatedBot/s…

"The doctor doesn't seem to give a shit anymore about returning you, and Asgore doesn't care either." As long as he wasn't getting paid by Alphys or ordered to by the king, he wouldn't attack the bot. x.com/LiberatedBot/s…

"Yeah. But if I get tasked with robot retrieval duty or any other business involving you... Just know, I'll be coming for that metal ass." x.com/LiberatedBot/s…

He responds by slugging the skeleton in the ribcage. "You can try, but if you think you can beat me, I'll use your severed arm to beat the rest of your allies to death. You've been warned, fucker." Oh, he could make threats too. x.com/PyroGuitarBone…

Instead forces Undyne to atone by training under him and making him join the guard team, this would one day lead to him becoming the captain.

He's kinda just lying in the sand. For once, the fish had nothing to do.