Immigrants do the jobs that nobody else wants to do... That’s why Nigel Farage’s wife is German.

Could somebody please tell me what Trump wrote today?

The only chickens are the ones who don’t want a second referendum. Cheated a fluky victory, and don’t want a rematch because they know they’ll LOSE. 🐔🐔🐔🐔

What you rather have...

After a strong start to the season, China are struggling. Italians powering through. Early results this morning mean that the UK need a good result today if they’re going to challenge for CL. Diamond Princess falling off big time - relegation form after strong early results.

Fewer Fewer Fewer

Please leave Cummings alone, he is a good man. He invited me round for a lovely BBQ last month.

None of this is about politics. It’s about leadership.

What is Cummings’ entrance music to the briefing going to be....? I’ll start us off: Can’t Touch This- MC HAMMER

He should have gone to Specsavers. (Not Barnard Castle)

“Can you see Barnard Castle better with Lens 1 or Lens 2?”

Imagine that you HAD to have one of these in charge of the UK. Who would you vote for?

(PART Two....To the left, to the left) If you HAD to have one of these in charge of the UK. Who would you vote for? *Of course its a forced choice, there’s loads missing. Don’t whinge if your dream choice is missing*

If you ‘had’ to immigrate to one of these countries, which would you choose and why? *please don’t bother commenting to ask why these were chosen or why a country is missing!* 😁

*Breaking News* The Department of Education have announced the ‘BBC’ will be officially renamed the ‘CCD’.

I hate it when people insult Trump’s intelligence. He’s always been so nice to us over here in Belgium...

Round 2! Imagine that you HAD to have one of these in charge of the UK. Who would you vote for?