This just in: being nice to people feels good. Other shockers after these messages from our sponsors.

Gents if she calls you cute, adorable, or funny, she's been thinking about you doing things to her that are NOT cute, adorable, or funny.

Semi truck can and will kind of just squeeze you out like a tube of toothpaste if they run you over slow enough.

Don't do that kids, it's a sure way for your accounts to get snatched up.

God truly has favorites

This is great advice if you have a humiliation kink

I just want to get ahead of this before anyone makes any accusations on the state of my character: I'm a Pecan Pie Supremacist, and believe anyone who chooses pumpkin pie should be sent to re-education camps.

We're skinny now, but weight's going back up.

If I'm Ukrainian, the idea of cutting down my forces in half is akin to getting wiped out a few years down the line in what would likely be a violent invasion by Russian forces. May as well keep fighting and take more of them down with me and end up losing in a few years anyway.

The best MRE food item to grace us, and it's a crime it's not in every MRE.

Time for my seasonal insomnia to hit 🙃

Yes, but you'll feel like ass and probably be hungry all the time.

The original last of us, but just the multi-player

When I was an EMT I used to get off work, get two to three Steak AM Crunchwraps and wolf those down before going into an 8 hour food-induced coma. Please bring it back.

She should lay in state at the capitol. I feel that strongly.

The CIA, FSB, and MOIS combined could not get this kind of shit out of me

The extra beat you see at the green light is people on their phones watching tiktoks. It's the same reason people are running those red lights too. They're on their phones looking for the brake light of the car in front of them in their periphery, not the traffic lights.

I hate to agree with it but Witcher 3 had more stuff happen based on your choices throughout the game. It did make the endings unpredictable (I helicopter-parented my way to Ciri dying my first playthrough) and I don't think that was popular, so they reverted back to this.