This is the coolest anyone has ever looked

Saw a piece of fishing line with some bait hanging off of it yesterday. What’s the over/under on how many minnows you’d need for it to be stinky. I think maybe a dozen

The pigeons that live on my balcony are capable of producing an incredibly immense amount of poop but they look too comfy sleeping on the rafters for me to do anything about it

I want to wear a beret so that I can look like julia Roberts in Notting hill (known baddie) but I am scared that I will look like Judge Claude Frollo from hunchback of Notre dame (known evil racist)

Just watched part of the inauguration and I can’t stop thinking about how different the ~vibe~ is this time around vs 2016. It’s very unsettling

idk who david shields is but i'm digging this (admittedly dramatic) quote >wisdom is, in many ways, junk. I want a literature built entirely out of contemplation and revelation… I don’t seek to narrate time but to investigate existence. Time must die.

This video had the same artistic effect on me as the first season of Severance youtu.be/guv5LUT1AFw

Federal lottery companies advertising on a rideshare app with free tickets feels , um, sinister

if you drink this whole thing you never have to pee again

Excellent

Channeling him lately 🙂‍↕️