Joe Tessitore has no personality. This was a bad decision for WWE. RAW Wrestling #WWERaw

*Finally can breathe and relax* Life:

The “This is murder!” chants on #AEWAllOut is probably my new favorite wrestling moment.

“This is murder” is an absolutely 10/10 wrestling chant. #AEWAllOut

I’m like the candy corn of people. A whole lot of people don’t like me but those very few who do, REALLY like me.

I’m not sure where the people in All Elite Wrestling are getting their tans at, but they need to stop. Half the roster look like they have jaundice. #aewfullgear

It’s my birthday, heart this shit!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary This will never be X to me.

I love DrinkPrime but this collector’s series edition offended me. It smells and tastes like sweaty armpit and now I’m just sad.

I accidentally stepped into Matt Rose ‘s nightmare.

Happy birthday! Lexi (Kaufman) Cabrera

There’s a lot of bad things happening in the world right now. People are angry and sad. They think there’s no hope for things getting any better, but wait…is that? It is! The McRib is back! 🎉

My bf picked up food on his way home. I ordered chicken nuggets and got a filet o’ fish. Isn’t that a hate crime?

How pale and flabby do I have to get before I’m legally a jellyfish?