// ARE WE GIVING WRITER INFO? HI, MY NAME IS KEN, THEY/SHE PRONOUNS, I HAVE A SPOT ON MY STOMACH THAT'S A LIIITLE SUNKEN IN SO WHENEVER --

-- SOMEONE PRESSES DOWN ON IT MY HIPS TWITCH AND I SQUAWK

// MY SMUT MUSE IS HIIIIIGH

// I,,, wanna flip Benedict to the PI dadsona with the Zak Bagans FC help

// I also have this fat fucker. That doesn't like to stay still when I'm trying to take a picture.

// If y'all haven't noticed yet,,, I like to make accounts.

// OCCULT DADSONA

// Guys I need help???

// I'M LAHFHING

// I WAS AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE ONCE AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE AWAKE AND MY FRIENDS DAD WALKS IN WITH SOME CHIPS AND JUST HIS BOXERS ON AND --

-- HE JUST FUCKING FREEZES, LOOKS AT ME, AND GOES. " I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WAS STILL AWAKE. "

// Let's not joke about incest, please. Disgustin g,

// I so I found these three bois for that Occult dadsona. I'll post a pol below.

// WAIT I SHOULD INCLUDE ZAK BAGANS AS ONE FUCK x.com/UnholyBeaut/st…

// h ere

// Hi, for every like this gets, I'll say a weird fact about myself,

// When I get very stressed, I tend to have miniature strokes.

// I have one flat foot, so when I put on shoes one is bigger than the other-.

// I think a squirrel is having a seizure in the middle of the road,