it hurts to see other people living your dream (booing jd vance at the olympics)

dating right now is like digging through trash

happy birthday party to me 🥰

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Bad Bunny closed out his #SuperBowl  Halftime Show performance with a sign behind him saying: “The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”

i have a desperate need to down a whole pizza and take a bubble bath

Hive Mind tomorrow.

just another reminder i looked good on my birthday

hey instagram can u do me a favor and NOT ruin the pictures i post thank u

if we date you have to defeat the 200 evil things my mom said to me that made me feel unloveable

Me on Feb 14th reheating my heated rivalry nachos

if anyone wanted to know how boring being unemployed is, i’m going on a run

ran for an hour and now i will treat myself to a drink on my favorite bar patio to celebrate

just finished another run im better than everyone

another run done thank you

accepting drunk texts from lovers past present and future professing yr love for me for the next 36 hours act swiftly and accordingly

Yes

i ran AGAIN and i’m celebrating with soup

pickle party today and dressed in green for the occasion

honestly just wanna cry about moose rn