soon as i become an adult mfs wanna have this hunger games ass government

You go off twitter and realize the major world events dont bother anyone else😭😔

comme si le sud de la France bossait pas aussi du lundi au vendredi comme tout le monde

Its literally the primary reason why i’ve kept this app lmfao the news doesn’t report a majority of the shit I see on here. I have to keep myself informed.

NewsWire Military targets a Military target with missles. Military shoots down said missle. Missle falls on civilians of the targeted Military instead of the military who signed up too fight War now is is literally the sky falling on people that weren't even fighting. Rinse repeat

His popularity has really improved since the internet found out he’s a girl dad.

“I don’t understand”… a Nigerian that clearly understands you but wants to confirm your audacity

Something interesting just occurred to me about this friend. He was the least status oriented person I have ever met. He didn’t care if you were broke or a billionaire, he would make you a cup of tea and yap all day. Someone said at the service today that not only metal was bent

If you hire 700 men on N600,000 per month in Nigeria today, there's a good chance you may be invited to 500 weddings in 2 years If you hire 700 women for the same amount, 90% will wait for men earning N1,000,000 per month to propose Hire men, to promote marriage in Nigeria

Going to arcades growing up was magical. Going to the computer store and buying an unknown game based off the box art alone was magical. The feeling can’t be explained.

i got married at 31 which my friends in los angeles look at as like when a preschooler has a wedding on the playground and my family in missouri looks at as like when your grandma finally makes a friend in the nursing home

Robert Schultz My wife had our first kid at 33. Big city friends: “You’re having a kid?” Hometown friends and family: “You’re only just now having a kid?”

The price you pay for not buying developed players is the time you will waste to develop them.

Si hombre, que van a desplegar los cazas de la skin prestigio del pase de batalla caro Va en serio esto

this is the exact opposite of reality 😂. all my 30+ friends are flooded with options and are literally running away from multiple women who want to marry them - both the wealthy ones and the average earners. you're 10x more likely to find a partner in your 30s than your 20s as

Metal Gear II

I'm working on a game where you play as the Virtual Referee! #gamedev #indiegame

funfact ele se tornou treinador "sem querer" o mainz apenas não conseguia encontrar um técnico com a mesma filosofia de jogo (gegenpressing) de um treinador que deu certo no clube (e eu esqueci o nome) e eles simplesmente olharam pro lateral (klopp) e disseram hmmm voce é

Giu Vanni Foi o Wolfgang Frank Depois dele vários passaram pelo Mainz e os jogadores achavam todos uma merda porque não treinavam do mesmo jeito, ele chegou a voltar depois mas também não foi a mesma coisa e o Klopp assumiu meio que "imitando" ele porque ele lembrava das táticas

Been a year since I’ve posted so might as well. (Done in Procreate)