I think I need one.

𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕! -𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙶𝚒𝚏 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛 -𝚁𝚝 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙶𝚒𝚏 𝚠/𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 -𝙱𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗

[ @TheHangedWidow ] The fire dimly lit the room. The cracking embers were hush when a short woman sat on the stool. Dorian quipped. “What can I get you?”

Drunk people constantly try to have sex with me, or anyone within 5 feet of them.

You Mortals are so Dramatic.

Love, I want that Sex, I love that Booze, I serve that

Em, what’s a furry?

Getting shot with that crossbow was kind of kinky.

//I’ll be sending out starters Soon!

//ok, starters now

[ @unhclywarlock ] The fire dimly lit the room. A quick glance at the grand clock til Dorian it was 6 o clock, Like clockwork, Nick Scratch Shuffled into the Bar. Eager for booze.

[ @HellfireSpelled ] The bar grew dim, the only sounds present were low chatting and the burning ember. A woman sat at the stool “What can I get you”

Yeah, yeah shut it bitch boy

[ @WiccanHeir ] The gray room was dimly lit by the murky fire that subsided the bar. Dorian was going through old glasses and cleaning them. As he finished the last one, Simone sat at the bar.

KISS ME MOTHERFUCKER

“Just suck on this dick and get it over with”

Dorian is secretly a 1D Stan but would never admit it

//this is my 69th tweet

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance. The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK. Let’s freakin’ do this!