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down here in south florida you have 2 diff types of rich milfs. you have: type 1: the type who is a bit more “buttoned up”. seems kinda scared of her husband. maga. her house, car, and wardrobe are immaculate. her style is not top notch tho. it’s “safe”. she looks good, but

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do y’all ever fantasize about staying at a cold, dark, minimal but chic, luxury hotel room by yourself for 3 days straight and keeping the black-out curtains drawn and having your only interactions be calling down for room service and them delivering food to you. same.

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All parents on earth take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% press the red button, everyone’s kids survive. If less than 50% of people press the red button, only the kids of the people who pressed the blue button survive.

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APRIL 29!!!!! make sure to take a drive today and blast this song bc it’s so good don’t care what anyone says!!! 💓💓💓 “first spot we hit was my liqour store. i finally got all that alcohol i can't afford. with red lights flashin' time to retire, and then we turned that liquor