It's okay to embarrass yourself in pursuit of human connection btw

down here in south florida you have 2 diff types of rich milfs. you have: type 1: the type who is a bit more “buttoned up”. seems kinda scared of her husband. maga. her house, car, and wardrobe are immaculate. her style is not top notch tho. it’s “safe”. she looks good, but

$ and sex are taboo topics that shouldn’t be imo, which i why i like to talk about them

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do y’all ever fantasize about staying at a cold, dark, minimal but chic, luxury hotel room by yourself for 3 days straight and keeping the black-out curtains drawn and having your only interactions be calling down for room service and them delivering food to you. same.

28 mins to go until everyone in my household goes to bed 🙏🏻

today all i could think about really was looksmaxxing, sleeping, and having sex

does anyone remember the movie billboard dad?

All parents on earth take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% press the red button, everyone’s kids survive. If less than 50% of people press the red button, only the kids of the people who pressed the blue button survive.

take a penny to a fountain today ppl! 💫

APRIL 29!!!!! make sure to take a drive today and blast this song bc it’s so good don’t care what anyone says!!! 💓💓💓 “first spot we hit was my liqour store. i finally got all that alcohol i can't afford. with red lights flashin' time to retire, and then we turned that liquor

today is lymphatic drainage massage and wax. tomorrow is laser hair removal (full body). friday is moxi.

looksmaxxer extraordinaire

i am less interested in the numbers…. i am more interested in the who what where why how??????????