Don’t understand why my girl suddenly decides she’s Michael Flatley, Lord of the fucking Dance whenever it’s nappy change time 🤦🏼‍♀️

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving 🦃🍂💕

Parenting is finally getting your baby to sleep and then realising you have to sneeze... and pee... and you’re dying of thirst.

When you’re breastfeeding it’s hard to know how to take it when someone calls you a “cow” 🤷🏼‍♀️

Why did you even have kids if you didn't expect a global pandemic, financial stress, and utter uncertainty for the future??? - Every Internet troll anytime I vent about parenting during COVID

They say it takes a village... Am I supposed to move to a village? Did I make a mistake living in London? Is this not how this is done? Does the village come to me? Help.

All jokes aside, there’s nothing quite like being a mum and waking up to those extra precious smiles first thing in the morning. The ones reserved just for you, the ones that say: Good morning mum, thank you for looking after me, I’m so excited to see you, I love you 💕

I can’t find the snooze button on my baby? Can anyone point me in the right place?

Being a mum is just saying “let go of mummy’s hair” and “oh there’s a big yawn” while drinking your eighth cup of luke warm tea...

Parenting is like doing a hands on degree - at the end of my 4th year I want a piece of paper that says I know everything.

My daughter learned to roll today and I clapped and cheered like she’d just won the olympics. It was in that moment that I realised what an annoying cunt I must be to all my single friends.

What is the point of daylight savings when you’re a mum? It’s just harder to convince my kid to go back to bed it’s still night time when it’s light out... like WHAT IS THE POINT

Have honestly contemplated buying my teething daughter some dog toys because I feel like she’s love them.

There is not enough wine in the world for when 2020 mums start drinking again. #lockdownlife

So excited to have snagged an invitation to a VERY exclusive NYE event at the Living Room. Guest list is super small, but I’m kind of a celebrity there.

If you don’t drink caffeine because you “care about your health” then I’m sorry but I just can’t relate.