they call my pussy the monsoon. dont know why 🤷🏻‍♀️

I wish I wasn’t in school and I could stay home and google things all day

Initiate Operation Hawk Tuah

hello i am your abductor (server) i will be taking (serving) you today

I gotta tweet something… I love tweeting

Oh I’m ready 🤤

Minecraft awaits me… I must lock in

Never mess with a girl with an arch #scoliosis

it fucking sucks that my soulmate is a gay guy

At the gay club someone told me I look like Plato #philosophy #Fierce

Going to Shit Burger and ordering the number 2

My iconic pronouns are so fierce today🅱️

It’s gonna be a sharp objects summer

Hey meta, switch up on my day ones

Drank like a litre of water now I’m on the subway I have to pee so bad

Seriously failing at this resolution so far

Something not ok is happening to the skin on my feet

I did not make this knit, but I raised the spider that made the yarn

im a wooden woman with termites inside of me