worst part of the literacy crisis is that you can’t use hyperbole or be dramatic anymore without some dumb fucking idiot thinking that you sincerely believe whatever exaggeration you said

Maybe it’s trauma but whenever something cool or nice is suppose to happen for me some bullshit comes out of nowhere to try to fuck it up. Never fails.

i’m getting tweaky i’m heading out bitch i’m on to something

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

I leave for Paris in exactly two weeks oh my god

Big expensive vacation in less than two weeks. The universe said this is the perfect time for a costly lil vehicle emergency.

Something about my family and cars….

I will say the customer service at the Discount Tire is always 10/10

I’m such a whore for data and information

My unquenchable thirst for knowledge

I’m going to come back from France and gas is going to be $7 a gallon….

I feel you but niggas not dropping Off The Wall then Thriller lmao.

It’s because your doctor is running late to work

Oh my god planning this trip has taken years off my life.

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

Shoutout Air France for uttering a single word in English I want the full experience