Having the plastic tub to hold stuff that needs to go on the website is all well and good.. till you go on a bit of a buying spree and now have more stuff outside the tub than in.

Might need to scale back the memory cards a bit...

Sven, saying it best

My favourite Manchester band already reformed for a gig this year, so I'll pass on Oasis. Niche tweet for the other Puressence fans out there.

He'd look more at home on Crimewatch.

Well they need to stop noticing me.

Would anyone actually answer "yes" to this?

Showing my age: buying a job lot of 3.5" disk cases Really showing my age: also buying a storage case for 5.25" disks

Me: There are too many national days for all kinds of stupid things. Also Me: Today is National John Day? Well it's about damn time!

How much of the biscuit money do the penguins actually see? I notice very few of their young ones have shoes.

Own up.. who is the one person who bought this for twelve grand?

God no. When I'm chatting to someone from overseas and they realise I'm a Brit, they assume there's a posh James Bond kinda voice there... then they realise I'm from Stoke and sound like a rougher Robbie Williams.

Trump's kids clicking the link to find out which of them he's referring to.

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

Good luck, America... you're going to need it. (As will the rest of us)

He should at least spread the risk and get a ferris wheel too.

Gradually weaning myself off this place an on to Bluesky. If you're on there too, I can be found here: bsky.app/profile/underl…