I don't know who needs to hear this, but.. you're allowed to want a boring job that pays well and lets you live in peace.

GIRLS, WHEN DID OUR LIVES BECOME SO SERIOUS THAT WE STOPPED DOING RANDOM MAKEUP JUST TO TAKE A PHOTO BY THE WINDOW CURTAIN?

My coworker and I were talking about capitalism, and he said, “The Earth is a resort for like 500 rich people, and the rest of us are just the staff.” Now I can’t unsee it.

Me when I don’t lose 70 kilos after fasting for a day

what do you mean next friday is may

How your dad looks at you when you don't want to help him move 10000 pounds of dirt at 6am on a Sunday

assasinations used to have a 100% success rate, whats going on

isn't it funny how we all wanted to be professionals with degrees and high paying jobs but now we just want slow mornings, good coffee and a regulated nervous system

eu no meu único dia de folga:

Me on my day off not knowing whether I should sleep or make the most of life:

realizing I'm not a broke teenager anymore but actually a broke adult living close to poverty

White people can identify 500 breeds of dogs but will mix up two black coworkers

POV: realising how much disrespect I accepted at work just for my salary.

It’s bare minimum Friday don’t let that job overwhelm or overextend you today.

Me at work pretending to be nice