“WHAT DO I DO NEXT?!” but the answer is in front of them now in 500pt font

This was definitely a year where they didn’t even talk about some of the Good Shit (tm). Spotlight is so much better on iOS 17.

Great artists steal.

“And that is because I’m a human trafficker who is in jail.”

It is absolutely fucking ludicrous that you are offering condolences to a San Francisco mayor that fought to keep the confederate flag flying, vetoed health insurance for LGBTQ+ folks in SFO, vetoed wage increases for women and minorities; I could go on, but for fuck's sake.

This dipshit acting like it’s a different company, lol.

This guy is more horned up for Apple than Seniors thinking they’re the next SL.

Mood

Bro Googled “reverse engineering hacking” as his source cited and got cooked with the community notes. Fucking dweeb.

It’s so nice to actually feel hopeful after a Siri demo. What a new feeling.

Any tweet from that manchild fuckstick that I have to see is a Security Violation of my eyes.

It’s beyond hilarious how nothing will ever be good enough for chronically online fuckwits. “Hurr durr jailbroken iPhones & Android have had this for 1000 years!” Like, okay? Happy for you that making your home screen look like a toddler’s art was your #1 buying decision.

I can’t wait for Image Playground so I can make dogshit AI cringe like other platforms have been able to do

Keep hiding those community notes that call you out for the absolute fucking idiot you are.

lol

This is the type of indirect ass kissing upwards this market loves; I’m sure homeboy is a Pro upselling people from $900 M3 Airs good for 90% of the customers asking to M3 Max MBPs. 😂

I can’t keep straight where that whistleblower is on her Apple hate journey; we’ve gone from a whiteboard and nerf guns to Apple nearly killing her with toxic chemicals.

An open response to Linda Yaccarino: You’re a fucking moron.