. Oops! Ricky Gervais

British holidaymaker claims trip to Benidorm was ruined because it was full of Spanish people adding .... "why can't the Spanish go somewhere else."

When did Jesse Norman last cycle through rush hour traffic in central London? Certainly doesn't feel safe. 'The cycling & walking minister, Jesse Norman, said: “Britain has some of the safest roads in the world..."' #cycling #londoncycling #bikelife #cyclinginfrastructure

101 cyclists died in London in 2017. How many died in Amsterdam/ Oslo/ Copenhagen? They have similar issues (old layout, small streets, rivers/ canals etc.) but truly prioritise cycling. I know @sustrans etc are doing great work - but it's not SAFE by any stretch.

What is on my mind will be coming out of my mouth as you watch this:

Very happy to have helped setup a fundraiser for my old aikido club. Raised nearly £3k to replace their mats. cityoflondonshodokan.co.uk/mats/ #aikido #shodokan #martialarts

To the world: what is the point of saying «never again» for 80 years, if the world stays silent when a bomb drops on the same site of Babyn Yar? At least 5 killed. History repeating…

Me: “I grew up on the streets.” The streets:

These were harder than the floor.

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Been prepping for the new and improved woodshed… Alma is more interested in wasps.

#bbcf1 is EJ OK? He doesn't seem himself on the grid.

. Hey GordonRamsayLV have you considered a show about your bad dreams? Gordon Ramsey's Nightmares.

@asos your order tracking doesn't seem to be working... "Sorry, there are no records matching your details." help!

@ASOS_HeretoHelp Any news on my order tracking???

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Lost my 21yo daughter to leukaemia in 2016. Took my son to Ricky Gervais #Humanity - Hilarious, even with child cancer references so close to home. Losing a child teaches you that simply being alive is precious & how trivial ‘problems’ like offence are. She’d have laughed too.