"Meet me in the pit" - me inviting you to watch The Pitt with me

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Literally what it's like out there.

Oh so bees and flowers can just breed indiscriminately when the weather warms up, but when I talk about spreading my seed suddenly it's a problem?? I am going to throw myself out of a window.

Thong flip flops have no place in modern fashion. I'll die on this hill.

I thought this trial adhd medication would help me clear distractions and focus on work, but I guess work was the real distraction and now I'm just laser-focused on being stupid horny today? Blame my psychiatrist for the TMI, I just work here.

it’s hole filling season

You guys have been letting all my crazy tweets lately flop and I will NOT forget that. No more likes from me. Unless its a selfie and you look really good. Or if it's a really funny tweet. Or if you say something really insightful. Or if

I just want to find someone I care about so much that I know what their favorite cup to drink out of is. Type shit.

Clavicular Manslaughter, send tweet

Woke up in a sweaty panic about a dream where I acted so fucking stupid in front of a crush. Never interacting with anyone ever again, actually.

I’ve FINALLY hit 10k followers‼️ To celebrate, I’m giving away a #22 Yankees jersey👀 (Ben Rice of course) To enter: Like RT Reply w/ who you think will hit the next Yankee HR Make sure you’re following me 👍🏻 I’ll choose a winner at the end of the weekend 😊 #RepBx #Giveaway

I had a dream I was on a shelf in the refrigerator. Someone closes the door and the light goes off, and I know everybody’s out there eating. And then they open the door and you see them smiling. And they’re happy to see you, but maybe they don’t look right at you and maybe they