Got to love when Skype for business goes down so your 3 hours of meetings get cancelled and you can video chat with a bird you're romanticising instead. Smooth nevs is still smooth.

This bitch dumb and delusional.

I really want to be overseas already.

$780 to upgrade one way to business class when I fly to South Africa 🤔

Yo. These women out here straight up BAU catfishing. Got caught once. Never twice.

Leaving work at 2pm because Stranger Things and Twisties tbh.

Nems is a savage. youtu.be/sgMWFqi63K8

How goods this extra $1080 in the tax return.

It's a bunch of different, awkward, polar fleece meth mouth motherfuckers out here in Glenroy man. Get me the fuck out.

I wonder if I 300 Sparta booted this junkie walking laps infront of me, directly in his bird arse chest, if he would just disappear/evaporate into an unhygienic haggard mist.

Work now asking me to go to Africa for 3 weeks and leaving Sat after next. Fwaark.

Travel budget approved so heading to Africa again for 3 weeks next Saturday. Gonna overdose on biltong and legal polygamy.

Pretty excited that the new hotel we use in Durban is fully self service (washing machine, no using the dry cleaners like last time where the shit comes back dirtier) and has 24 hour room service ha. Steak.

What a fucking fraud this scomo tax money was. The media didn't say it was INCLUDED in the return. They made it sound as if it was on top of. Fuck sake. Still got a bit back but still.. daddy likes to buy things.

Flying out for Africa in the morning and as much as flying long distances sucks, I've been so busy I'm looking forward to just doing nothing. Until next week at least when things go nuts.

Shouldn't have gotten a kebab in Sydney. I forgot, noone here is capable of making a good one. Maybe in Africa.

Is it racist and insensetive if I bought one of these while I was in South Africa last (I didn't)? I feel like I need to ask Dedlee.

Logged in to twitter and saw bert kreischer's balls. hbu?

I'm back. Y'welc.

Do people still post on this shit? Where's the spice at.