Your birthday is on the 30th, but you have been disturbing us with posts of "birth month, birth month, birth month" Be calming down, please! Mtcheeeew🤨🤨

Try it, too. It works.

Public service announcement!

There is no competition in the journey of life! Be a winner in your own lane.

Na you buy eggs come house, but na you still dey try convince "Custodian" why you must eat 2 eggs for breakfast instead of 1.

Truths

Apples loss margin this year will be epic..... what the hell is this one again?😭😭😭😭😭😭

Guess the song with these comments on YouTube Music.😁

Holding back your cough because someone coughed first and you don't want them to think they're an inspiration😆😆

The original ponzi scheme. The mother of all 419s

Me looking at people add sugar to green tea.🙄 You disgust me😫😫

Random

Even with my bad character, some people still like me. Awwwww🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

Dear "New Year, New Me" people, could you please pass me the box you woke up in this morning. Kindly include the bubble wrap too (I love popping those). Thanks Warm regards.

I could be in a room alone for more than 2 hours and not sit down even for a minute. I have never noticed this until I started looking at the cameras. 🤔🤔🤔

Senegal WON! Morocco Lost! #Senegalwon #Moroccolost

The legendary phone call prank… never gets old 🤣🤣🤣

I've been seeing a white Tesla Model 3 (i think🤔) in Abuja. The registration number is "FUEL LOL" 😝😝

if you feel the need to snub or slight me, by all means, go ahead. Just remember: I'm a cat person.

When life gives you lemons, return them and get mangoes.