Alcoholic, no, more like alcoholyshitthatblokeissexy.

I should get my nam legally changed to Mister Bombastic

[blood drips from his nose. Murdoc is too lost in his 2000's club hits to notice]

No, "one hundred million viagra tablets" weren't MY viagra tablets. My knob is perfectly fine, ladies. Don't believe me? I invite you to check yourselves ~

I think I'm going to get into 2d's ketamine stash.

[he's laying on the living room floor, watching the ceiling like it's the most beautiful thing he's ever seen]

Murdoc meanwhile was trying to hold some business meeting over at the, er ... Playboy Mansions.

Update: still tripping balls

REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU PEE AFTER A LONG DAY OF MAKING HOT SAUCE. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!

good evening everyone! I've recovered from my ketamine overdose!

hellow I'm stoned and wish to snog someone ? 🥴👉👈

Have you lot heard that track '19-2000' ? Stellar one, that is.

// appologies for lack of activity ! My coworker got sick so I have to fill in for her every day and the work load is a lot on me 🥺

Hawhaw...I'm back from my little...isolation.

needed some time to reflect. To spend some time with the inner murdoc. Ugly little bastard that guy is.

hi im deleting this acc i almost died this month lol anyway im @/DEMONDAYS2005