spent three hundred bucks to spend a day with her and she’s sat here playing clash :/

GIRL LEAVE ME ALONE I’M HAVING AN EMERGENCY

me: my gf broke up with me, my life is over my 6'6 middle-aged cervid roommate: I was in a movie set on mars a while back, I played an astronaut me: shut the fuck up matt deermon

I should get art of my sona as the smiling friends homunculus

had a bummer day at work but it's chill because the summer sale is on now

heading to aurawra tomorrow and just realized I'm gonna need to talk to people if I wanna make some new friends

the masculine urge to spend several thousand dollars on a fursuit

turkish john wick is the most insane olympic highlight I have seen in my life. simply an incomprehensible amount of aura

before and after attending my first furry convention

my grandfather falling down the stairs the same day new risk of rain 2 DLC drops

me trying to not hurt the barq twink hookup's feelings when he presents me with his unwashed hole

GEEKED OFF THE GILLS ON THEM PERC 30S, PAINTING THE ARGENTINIAN PAVEMENT SKULLFUCK AN ELEVATOR, I TAKE EXPRESS I'M SMOKIN THAT SHIT THAT MADE LIAM GO ONE DIRECTION

chat he bit my damn antlers off

deleting my indeed account because I got the job

what if pope francis faked his death so he could stay home and play the oblivion remaster

My british friend:

tgirl with a batsona gave me head at the house party