Me: You a sussy baka! Also Me: no YOU a sussy baka!

The funniest movie product listing I’ve ever seen

You, boy. Water them hogs

joe biden after putting bill clinton in the files

If you're looking for a laugh, check out Family Guy on FOX- but disregard the dog Brian. He is poisoned by the left

I am very fond of monkey and other sorts of animals

“When we decline to speak ill of the dead, it’s because we have compassion for the living. In this respect, I am sorry for Kirk’s children. I don’t know if Kirk was a good father, but if he was, that does little to mitigate the damage he did to other people’s children.”

if you leave your ashtray out in the rain you can upcycle the butts into a delicious nicotine beverage

this is how i look at the flight attendant so she knows im awake and want a treat

There is no need to be upset.

what a horrible night to be a family guy

I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while a goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.

My version of Inspector Gadget

Boone if he went to Turkey instead of killing his wife: