Your honor these allegations are

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Going to bed without my eye mask feeling like a dog without a towel over my crate. I do not know that it is night time

From now on only seeking out jobs from the bible. Carpenter, fisherman, angel, etc.

The dorsal fin

he looks like a gorillaz

Love when a baby in public laughs just like baby krissy. It’s like she’s still with us

Sometimes a Subway sandwich is medicine.

When I ball my fists and rub both my eyes that’s the real me

To me they are cousins, no ?

Angel hair pasta… really Intense name

In the market for a new celebrity ice cream to worship in light of this jimmy fallon debacle

do u even care me

U say something funny and guys r like hmm.. it would be so funny if someone said that

diagnosing myself with Scrapbook Brain a condition that compels me to keep small pieces of paper like this forever

You will never be the Libby app

My backpack candy fucking melted all over my backpack batteries

discovered an enchanted basketball court

Chappell Roan should do Spacie the Needle next