To our followers in the UK: Ferzland would adopt these three cuties, but we’re much too far away. Look at these sweeties. You know you want them. ❤️🐀🐀🐀

Here we go again. UK tweeps, I dare you to resist these cutie pies looking for a loving home. ❤️🐀🐀🐀🐀

Sniff, sniff, sniff, I smell a rat. And I can tell her name is Daisy. Luv, Lizzie ❤️🐀

Hello friends, Lizzie (Borden) from Ferzland here. I just spent 4 days in the hospital for respiratory distress. Home now, hanging out in my Bee Bed—a homemade gift from my auntie. If I look stoned, I’m taking Valium to calm frantic breathing.

This is a heavy post. We lost Polly yesterday. We are in the Collegeville PA area. Please share her photo. To help her get home. (She got spooked on her walk, slipped her collar and ran away). If you see her, please call local police to help. #help #dogs #cats #RESCUE #pets

You have been offered a RAT. Retweet to accept.

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Hai everyone, Here is a picture of my cute self at the mean vet clinic. I was tortured with a robot called a nebulizer, forcing me to bite my human and the plastic tubing of the evil machine. Luv, Lizzie Borden

Hi rats of Twitter & their humans, Our feisty Lizzie Borden was euthanized earlier today. Her lung disease plus a liver tumor were finally too much, even for her. The little lady was loved. I just hope she knew it. RIP you bad little girl. ❤️🐀😢

Hai everyone, We’re the newest residents of Ferzland. I’m Carly (right) and I’m Darla. We’re two hyperactive girlie rats looking forward to meeting the Rats of Twitter. Luv, C&D. ❤️🐀🐀

Darla says hai to all rats of Twitter. #dumbodwarf

Hai from little Billy! He’s the dwarf brother of Ferzland’s very own dumbo-dwarf, Darla. He lives with a human friend and three other 🐀❤️🐀🐀

Hey Rats of Twitter, has anyone heard from Mr. Schmeckles ? Haven’t seen him around for a while. We here in Ferzland are hoping that he and his fuzzy gang are okay. 🐀🐀🐀

Dear Rats of Twitter, Ferzland has deactivated its primary Twitter account (not this one—yet), as we cannot in good conscience support the platform’s new owner. We want to remain in touch with all of you. Is anyone planning to move to Tribel? Many thx.

Noses.

Rats of Twitter, I have enjoyed your company more than I can tell you. However, I will have to leave if the clown who runs this platform requires payment. I will not pay. I will disappear. I’m on Threads as @attarattie. Join me there?