Bring him to the carpet! Always wanted Simons! 😎🔥

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Antonio Conte is having a medical at Napoli after showing an interest in signing Darwin Nunez!

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

🔴⚪ 80's style 🤣

Looks like he’s just signed a 3 year deal with Juventus

If Jamie Gittens goes to Chelsea should we go in for Noni Madueke…?

Crazy how peaceful life becomes when less people know your plans, less voices guide your choices, and more moments are spent building instead of explaining.

Most people aren’t stuck because they lack options. They’re stuck because they never question the **path they were handed. Go to school. Get the job. Follow the rules. Be “realistic.” That script? It’s broken.

Stop taxing the dead.

VAR: “The cross clearly hits his arm, but having checked the replay, you can see the Liverpool badge on Mac Allister's shirt, so no penalty.”

🚨 BREAKING! Arsenal and Bayern Munich have Malick Fofana in their shortlist for the final days of the window. 🇧🇪 ℹ️ hugo

Eze like Sunday morning… 🎵

Y’all got anymore of those Grimsby Towns…??

A Crystal Palace fan just blocking the Liverpool team bus after a 97th minute winner 🤣

WE. NEVER. GIVE. UP. 👊

For the first time since the 1970s, the Parthenon stands largely free of scaffolding, giving visitors an unobstructed, breathtaking view of the ancient masterpiece and revealing its timeless beauty The Acropolis Research Group Υπουργείο Πολιτισμού

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Tax. We’ve all become so used to it, we forget how much we’re actually paying. It is relentless, even beyond death. And for what? If we had a semblance of functioning public services, I could maybe stomach it. But we don’t, so what are we actually paying all of this money for?

i miss pre-AI internet already

My website is starting to look properly sexy… Just over two weeks now until my first national marketing campaign! 🤞🏻