40p for a Freddo. Has Fred grown up now then & got a mortgage & thinks he can take liberties? Flash little frog faced cunt.

@laydeekez Ashley Walters | Asher D wtf!

O my days! The mornings I used to spend dribbling over Kate Lawler on ri:se!!... *clicks #follow*

1/2 Trying to explain to my over protective friend that one day his daughter will have sex. Possibly with one of my sons. He's not happy!

2/2 he says who ever he catches her with. They will be getting married That day!

@tashajadegarner slide up on the pic of the screen above

Me and GaZ talking politics #elegant

@bcoxy81 pmsl... was u off into the greasy spoon? Or was the chasers queue that long???

Hear Hear Marshall......Hear Hear

It's with a heavy heart that we must confirm Paul Walker passed away today in a tragic car accident...MORE: on.fb.me/1bzn8gD - #TeamPW

A few people dear to me have lost loved ones this year. This Christmas I'll be thinking of them and sending love and light

Here's a little message for some of the homophobic pricks who are tweeting me........happy new year.

congrats m on giving birth on #oneborneveryminute

If you prefer raspberry jam to strawberry jam then you're my kind of person.

#LennyHenry wanted more black people on TV. So they put on Crimewatch. #carefulwhatyouwishfor

I can be going smoothly, and then one guy cuts in front of me and then stops at an amber light. I lose it instantly. I need to chill out.

@laydeekez pest

7 hour delay!!! Sad face easyJet

@j4mie1984 aidan Luke bishop GaZ x.com/squadchats/sta…