be the hot person people go on walks hoping to see

one goth girl is worth a thousand bitches

i love you just a little too much

i'm currently in the arms of my lover so cannot take calls

you can take your goals seriously without taking yourself too seriously, believe it or not.

one of my fav things is scrolling back to the january of the prior year (so 2022 today) and bumping people's "goals for the year" posts to remind them they're losers who just try and look ambitious on social media but lack the discipline to actually achieve their goals ♥️

some of your friends have been 50 years old since they were 20. don't listen to their lame ass opinions on how you won't always have time to train or prioritize your careers because they just leaned into the first excuses available to them to give up

i just met an egyptian person and asked her if she grew up playing duel monsters i’m so sjajsjsjskskejsjd STUPID STUPID STUPID

ratio

this is your reminder to evaluate where you are vs your goals for the year and recalibrate where needed

i can't relate to lazy people. we don't speak the same language. i don't understand you. i don't want to understand you.

an underrated thing about being an anabolic gym rat in your early 20s is the fact that it takes so little effort in your 30s to maintain the muscle already there (vs being older and trying to pack on size)

as a fellow garland this is also me

he makes a lot from content btw and explains in other posts that he enjoys his job and values the healthcare and other benefits his job provides while affording him time to create content as a highly lucrative hobby. people hate on him, but he's likely out-earning them.

That's my goat

100% of the employees at my family office are millionaires

you already do.. it's called the real estate salesperson license

“Yeah I can tell you work in VC” (derogatory)