// i remember when we had that Sakurai account and sakurai "went on vacation" he put Bayo in charge of making sure people didn't wreck the Manor I had her patrolling around and disciplining people 😭

Samus accounts Pss ps ps pss Come kiss bayo

-.. she doesn't recognise this talking, smelly animal from Smash Brothers, so she's a little surprised. "Ahh, it would be nice to have an extra five minutes from time to time wouldn't it?"

// does anyone know if a single Enzo RP account exists

"Jeanne. We really must spend more time together."

// I need Bayo to snuggle with Jeanne under the blankets 😩

//you know what it's not even 7am, I wake up for work and look at my phone to see this Go off bestie, chomp those cocks

Yaawwwn.. Bayonetta really, truly has nothing to do today. No sudden angel attacks (so far), no chores, nothing. And thus, she lounges, long legs draped over the comforting cushions of a couch, head resting in her palm.

All this talk about token, the only tokens I know are spent in the arcades in exchange for something that'll break in seven minutes.

Now what's all this bollocks I hear about light, hearts and kingdoms? Not another goody two shoes ready to bother me I hope.

Now look, before you all start jumping to conclusions. I'm a WITCH-... yes I summon demons and kill angels but these beings aren't exactly black or white when it comes to morals. I'm not some ruthless bloody villain that much is certain.

"Oh so THAT'S your name, I've been downright calling you Enzo's brother Lorenz in my had for the last few years."

// IG? whatsup?

// I will never get tired of this song and cannot wait for bayo 3's soundtrack 😩

// I have no idea what that means but yeah alright she's a sovereign class

"So... if I get this right, the hot topic shopper with admittedly great hair, the overcompensating swordsman and this key kid all know each other? And you're ALSO telling me that the key kid has beaten the wannabe angel in a fight? ...Interesting."

"Mmm?~... overcompensating swordsman? You know what they say, the bigger the sword the more fragile the ego."

"Good on you, taking my teasing too seriously ruins the mood. Liven up a little, have a little fun. I'm not expecting you to really care about your dick size my dear and are you expecting me to care about it too?"

Actively trying to stretch this cosplay out Here’s another Bayonetta meme I made off the top of my head