I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

Why is the ocean salty? Cause no one ever waves back.

I used to have a handle on life. But then it broke.

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’

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I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.

If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

You better like his jokes - he's trying very hard.

I did some answers, hit the wrong button to post them 🥴 send some more! curiouscat.live/UlyssesxZane

Daddy~ — Yes~? curiouscat.live/UlyssesxZane/p…

Why are you always stoned? — To deal with the bullshit. curiouscat.live/UlyssesxZane/p…

Asssss

Ask me anything! curiouscat.live/UlyssesxZane

He's noticed Betelgeuse's mother is in town... he seems really upset about it. Does Betel need someone? He shall support the demon as much as he can.

// Going to try to get replies out tn!

// Been stressed the hell put, but I haven't forgotten you guys I promise!

He was taken by the aliens...