⠀⠀⠀𝖨 𝖺𝗆 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌. Who doesn't enjoy a good LARP session? It gets a bit tiring always having to pretend to be a damsel in distress, though. That scaly beast couldn't lay a claw on her, even if it was real; she's just a good actress.

Ooooops. "Sorry, sorry! But, aren't you super happy to see me?"

"You better be!" Her grin turned to a pout. "Sor-ry! You know, I didn't think it was /possible/ to catch the amazing Spider-Man off guard! And who says I was following you? Maybe I was here first!"

“Mind over matter. Or something.”

"Impressive!"

Pouring herself a hot cup of morning tea. Or, so she thought. Apparently she was phasing, and now the boiled water is all over the counter. Fantastic.

Oops. Sorry? He's got spider healing powers or something right?

Huh, so am I.

Hm, I dunno. Is that a special day or something?

. . . Ugh, of course I do. Peter Parker, will you be my Valentine?

a small smile can't help but creep onto her lips. " you're lucky i like you so much. " softly, it's whispered into the kiss.

Rolling her eyes, she attempts a playful escape from his grip. "Okay, okay. I love you. Is that better?"

Blushing, she abruptly buried her face in the crook of his neck. "Aw, jeez. You're such a sweetie." Her lips already touching his skin, she took the opportunity to place a kiss below his jaw.

“Oh god, oh god, oh god. I’m going to die. Oh god. I’m only freaking fifteen.” He can’t even scream, just panicking, mumbling to himself as he plummets downward, no buildings around for him to use a web to catch himself.

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"Hi, Spider-Man!"

I'm already the president of it, actually.