“I do?!”

“I am not aware of that. Are you lying?”

Ah! Thank you. The compliment is appreciated.

B.

“From my understanding, it is considered rude to disturb an animal.”

( does a backflip. ) ( their wifi connection disconnects mid flip so they just fall onto the floor. )

/ I’ll do these tomorrow when I feel like writing

Tits out in solidarity.

Hello! 👋

I just bought that mirror. Please don’t break it. Good morning though!

“I don’t believe a cat is capable of such complex thinking.”

( they flinch. ) It’s alright, I can afford another.

It’s not credit card fraud if the previous owner has gone missing

“Hm. That’s an interesting fact.”

Just some guy? What do you mean by that?

None of you are normal. I mean no offense. Unless it concerns Ouma. Then I mean full offense.

“Well, I still don’t desire to be rude in any way, even to a cat.”

Fish despise me Women tolerate me