getting blueballed every 60 mins is not how i want to spend my sunday dream please give us a time

in braving it and taking a shower if i miss this i swear to god im drowning myself

ive returned

atp im convinced dream is gonna go through all 8billion of us one by one on facetime and thats how hes gonna reveal

careful y’all jay gogysimp and sarah simpgogy is gonna come back too

im getting SICK AND TIRED

see u in an hour guys💔

alexis rainbowskep is rising from her grave

going downstairs to watch gilmore girls with my dad and im leaving my phone in my room simply for no other reason than i hate myself

“dream face reveals in 1 hour!” and suddenly is smells like monster cans, lore streams, jackbox lobbies, cooking streams, tubbo and ranboo streams, 4am, Tales of the smp, heatwaves, among us streams, exile arc,ycgma, waiting for quackitys merch to drop, all nighters

icl i woke up in cold sweats to watch the fact reveal. its 4am.

everyone is saying they cried in the reveal, i literally awoke randomly at 4am, watched it, then fell straight back asleep LMAO

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i cant believe i made a tweet that (at the time) had almost 200k likes and i found out i have autism not adhd😍 my only hit tweet is a LIE

the history book on the shelf is always repeating itseeeeelf