My calendar reminding me today is Selection Sunday.

Violently Bored Americans Begin Looting Puzzle Stores

When someone films bats upside down and it looks like they’re having the best night of their lives at a goth nightclub.

Update: The fly has just checked into Walter Reed.

Serial liar Kevin McCarthy said "Everybody Across This Country" Is To Blame For Capitol Attack. Retweet if you had nothing to do with the riot at the Capitol and want to see this guy get indicted for treason.

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#VoteBeliveau for #PuppyBowl XVII MVP!

@catshouldnt How can anybody not like cats 🥺🥰

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RETWEET if you stand with Stephen Colbert! #Emmys

RETWEET if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel!

This is Craig Erwich, the President of ABC Entertainment. He has the power to put Jimmy Kimmel back on air. RETWEET to demand ABC News reinstate Jimmy Kimmel!

⚠️This is the Jimmy Kimmel monologue that got his show pulled. Not hate. Not celebration of death. Just the truth: Republicans rushed to blame the left before any facts about the shooter or motive were known. Keep sharing it. Spread the truth.

RETWEET if you stand with Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel!

🚨NEW: Senator Elizabeth Warren has launched an investigation into Nexstar and Sinclair, two major TV station owners that are refusing to air Jimmy Kimmel’s talk show. RETWEET to thank Elizabeth Warren for standing up for free speech!