Getting cut in a Walmart is insane

My family: u about to go to work??? Me in my work clothes:

The Uber driver seeing how you kissed a man goodbye and then get on the phone with your boyfriend telling him you almost home

Having sex at the park in broad daylight with a torta while on the clock is crazy

A fat ribeye from the roadhouse is sounding real fire right about now

Tequila be like “I know a spot” then take you here

when it’s 4am and mfs talking about “what’s the next move”

Where’s the best place to munch at this time of night around here

“ im down if you’re down “ be the most dangerous friendships tbh

THIS EDIT BRUH 😭😭😭

When I tap on someone's story but haven't answered their text

when ur mom is explaining to the family all ur bad choices and ur just standing there like:

Nah Dwight going crazy in Taiwan😭

“Aye we gotta check out by 10” me at 9:52:

He fed up cuz yo ass annoying but you think it’s something bigger cuz you refuse to actually reflect on yourself

me recharging for 6 months after going out one saturday night

My lil nigga ain't deserve that shit....

When you want better, you do better, you attract better & better comes.

This is the greatest 27 seconds in TV broadcast history. Nothing else even comes close. 🔥😂